Lindsay. 21.
Certified EMT-B, Biology/neuroscience major.
Theater. Democrat/Feminist. Many fandoms. Pre-Physician's Assistant. XΩ.
I blog what I want, when I want it. Some personal stuff. Mostly reblogs. I don't always follow back, but when I do, I don't unfollow.
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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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epileptic-cat:

buttrelated-url:

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

 Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. 

THIS

  • I know most people who follow me are only here for the art but if anyone's curious, here we go. o/

  • 1:

    Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

  • 2:

    Talk about your first kiss.

  • 3:

    Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

  • 4:

    Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

  • 5:

    Talk about the best birthday you've had.

  • 6:

    Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

  • 7:

    Talk about your biggest insecurity.

  • 8:

    Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

  • 9:

    Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

  • 10:

    Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

  • 11:

    Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

  • 12:

    Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

  • 13:

    Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

  • 14:

    Talk about a vacation.

  • 15:

    Talk about the time you were most content in life.

  • 16:

    Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

  • 17:

    Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

  • 18:

    Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

  • 19:

    Talk about something that happened in middle school.

  • 20:

    Talk about something that happened in high school.

  • 21:

    Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

  • 22:

    Talk about your worst fear.

  • 23:

    Talk about a time someone turned you down.

  • 24:

    Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

  • 25:

    Talk about an ex-best friend.

  • 26:

    Talk about things you do when you're sick.

  • 27:

    Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

  • 28:

    Talk about your fetishes.

  • 29:

    Talk about what turns you on.

  • 30:

    Talk about what turns you off.

  • 31:

    Talk about what you think death is like.

  • 32:

    Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

  • 33:

    Talk about what you do when you are sad.

  • 34:

    Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

  • 35:

    Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

  • 36:

    Talk about your guilty pleasures.

  • 37:

    Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

  • 38:

    Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

  • 39:

    Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

  • 40:

    Talk about the end of something in your life.

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vegantargaryen:

bonaventure-:

one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too

this has been a psa everyone

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows. By

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

Relevant.

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