hello lovely!

Tomorrow:

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:17 -0400

puppysitting at 7am
hospital volunteering at 8:30
lunch with my friend at noon
checking on puppyface at 3
doing shit for the online ~~health~~ hell psych class
attempting to get some 30ds or gym time in that whole equation
gonna start reviewing EMT stuff so I can start going to the FD a few times next week
last night of puppy stuff at 9
hannibal at 10
bed

never fear, I’ll probably find some time to procrastinate tomorrow and end up on here.

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:35 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it. That’s it right there.

(via oddpicturesoddpeople)

neverwhere-shesays-sheis: stalkerfangirl: my-nerdiverse: fish...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:25:09 -0400

neverwhere-shesays-sheis:

stalkerfangirl:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I LASTED UNTIL THE BISMILLAHS

I didn’t make it past the first verse. Omg.

pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:24:02 -0400

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

dr3amingofdisn3y: thedisneydifference: WIN LOL THIS IS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:23:40 -0400

dr3amingofdisn3y:

thedisneydifference:

WIN

LOL THIS IS AMAZING

owls-love-tea: Ice Cream In Spring

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:22:35 -0400

owls-love-tea:

Ice Cream In Spring

thepreppyyogini: Love.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:20:41 -0400

thepreppyyogini:

Love.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:17 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:13 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:09 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:10 -0400

concernedresidentofbakerstreet: skitsskat: youngheartoldmind: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:53 -0400

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A DOORSTOP

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:12 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:04 -0400

youknowyouhaveptsdwhen: (Source)

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:22 -0400

youknowyouhaveptsdwhen:

(Source)

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:28 -0400

perfectly-imperfect-flawsforlife: get this look on Wheretoget

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:12 -0400

perfectly-imperfect-flawsforlife:

get this look on Wheretoget

cosmic-philanthropy: melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:57:16 -0400

cosmic-philanthropy:

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

~~DIAGONALLY~~

DIAGONALLY

D

I

A

G

O

N

A

L

L

Y

pokemon fandom

u ok

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

classyfitfighter: die-likeaherogoinghome: elkane: Jack...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:54 -0400

classyfitfighter:

die-likeaherogoinghome:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

MIND IS BLOWN

Holy shit

googlepirate: keeping the streets safe

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:53 -0400

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe